hands free

A plague on their houses.

sarcastic tone on destiny

I'm one step closer to fulfilling my destiny as a golf professional, as I now know how to change the grips on my golf clubs. All I have to do now is work on my game which I have none of.

If this pro thing doesn't work out, I can always open a re-gripping shop. $5 labour charge, grips flown all the way from the United States! I'll call the shop, GR(i)PE BY REBEL. Geddit?